"Typos: Add a letter, drop a letter or change a letter. It's no big deal, right? Right -- unless you're typing the title of a book.
The Top 8 Books Resulting From Typos
8> Tom Lawyer: A young Missouri lad discovers he can bill the neighbor kids two hours for letting them whitewash the fence for one hour.
7> Are You Afraid of the Dork? Scary tales of a science-obsessed seventh grader.
6> Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire: The young wizard uncovers a plot to ruin the Hogwarts Christmas dinner with jalapeno-stuffed turkey livers.
5> Oliver Twit: The classic tale of a goodhearted village idiot in 19th century London.
4> The Molar Express: A boy who no longer believes in the Tooth Fairy goes on a wild midnight ride in a train full of dentists.
3> Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets: Harry uncovers the secret behind Madame Pomfrey's sore throat remedy.
2> The Da Vinci Cod: Robert Langdon follows ancient cryptic clues to find the Lost Fish of the Covenant.
and the Number 1 Book Resulting From a Typo...
1> Goodnight, Moron: This soothing bedtime story follows a child as he says good night to every stupid person he knows."
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